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AW THATS BRUTAL!! \m/
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#you've heard of pride and prejudice now get ready for.......shredded and shredding#anyways#i inhaled all of metalocalypse and now it's all i think about#my art#metalocalypse#dethklok#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#skwistok#yeah this is skwistok dont even look at me man#metalocalypse fanart#fanart
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wandering
#jay walker#jay ninjago#jay walker ninjago#U know i thought it’d be funny#if the merged realms r scattered with missing posters from nya#where he looks sweet and happy and Loving#and then bam right next to it is the administration wanted poster#Where he looks like someone is holding a gun to His head#anyway .#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#yep i Made him a smoker#i think he picked up a smoking habit In the administration#Bro#imagine ras has a No smoking rule#so Jay convinces cinder to Let him inhale Cinders smoke#Someone get on that NOW#jaya ninjago#implied ….#tried to give him a slightly different wolf clan outfits
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Crocodad AU where immidiately after having left Dragon and his baby boy Crocodile finds an 11 year old Robin. And while he's 100% only recruiting her so they can make a beeline for the Poneglyph and Pluton in Alabasta by the two of them... Crocodile accidentally sorta kinda adopts Robin.
At this point Robin's been running for her life from the Government for three years so her deep trust issues and fear of betrayal are starting to take root in her little heart. Like perhaps they haven't taken fully over yet, and being still a child I'm sure Robin might've still had that genuine hope that she could find a safe place to stay in. But I'm sure the though of "what'll he'll do with me once he gets what he wants?" would be nagging at her at the back of her mind. Meanwhile Crocodile's struggling between the pain and hurt he's already gone through and given him his trademark trust issues, as well as the aftermath of The Dragodile Divorce. But he also has his Fresh Paternal Instincts and probably misses his baby. So when given a small, scared child who is running for her life, being chased by the very same Government that'll want his son dead if they ever find out about him... Yeah that might fuck with your brain a little
You know this post was supposed to be just that first paragraph and just a few footnotes from the following two paragraphs. And then I kept on Having Thoughts. And I kept on writing them down. And oh no what happened when did this post get so long (Look I was going to either kept on writing my Additional Thoughts in the tags or I just put them in the actual fucking post)
Like considder this: based on this one SBS, we can kinda tell that if Crocodile was given a chance to raise a child, that child would be a spoiled little shit, right
So in this scenario, where Crocodile's looking after lil Robin, would he be kind of torn? Unsure how to feel about her?
Because on one hand, this strange child would have the potential to not only ruin his plans, strip him of his Shichibukai Privileges by outing him and his plans to the World Government, but also put his son in grave danger by extension (if she found out about him having been involved with the Revolutionaries and/or having a child). But on the other hand, his paternal instincts could make him want to spoil this poor little girl rotten. But only because he needs to (perhaps literally) buy her trust so she'll behave. No other reason, he doesn't feel sorry for her one bit, no sirree. (But maybe he did feel sorry for her, since his son could very well end up exactly like her. Poor little thing) (Which is why he needs to nuke Marijoa out of orbit as soon as possible, no matter the cost, and this child can't get in the way of Crocodile protecting his son) (But also this is a child. Like how bad could she be. Besides all he really needs to do to win her trust is be nice and make her feel safe, right?)
Of course, while I'm suggesting Crocodile could have some parental instincts, realistically, he hasn't actually spent any time being, you know, a father to a child (looking after his newborn for an unknown though short amount of time aside), so it's possible he wouldn't even know how to parent Robin even if he wanted to, would he? (Like taking care of a newborn and an 11 year old kid aren't the same either) So if he was kind of just emotionally flipflopping between No Trusting Ever and It's Just A Kid for God's Sake, Crocodile trying to be nice to Robin to make her feel safe and then telling himself to stop being so soft and vunerable... Yeah that would make for an absolute mess of a relationship. (Not to mention, let's be real, dude's a scary motherfucker too, and a bloody giant compared to itty bitty baby Robin. He could keep on accidentally scaring the shit out of Robin (who would be On Fucking Edge To Begin With) by just Being Himself. Like for example, can you fucking imagine if he caught Robin trying to cheer herself up with a little "dereshishishi" only to tell her to stop because "it was stupid"? 'Cause I can imagine him doing that, and boy howdy would that make Robin feel bad)
Or who knows, maybe Crocodile was just Born To Be A Dad, maybe he just Fucking Gets It. Like Crocodile is canonically pretty good at manipulating people to do what he wants them to do (see: how he played Vivi like a fiddle), so knowing Robin's position and understanding how she feels, maybe he COULD completely nail how she needed to be treated. Not being too familiar but still making her feel safe and happy, knowing exactly when to be stern and when to spoil her, etc. Dude just goes off and wins the Dad of the Year Award while being a deadbeat dad himself. The only thing Crocodile would have to worry about then would be making sure HE doesn't get too fond of her. And certainly that could never happen, he's so in-touch with his own feelings and so grounded, he's not a softie, get outta here. Or maybe he does but never realizes until it's too late and good luck backpedalling on those emotions now dumbass
Alright so, the reason I went on that whole rmble is just that like. I'm so interested in the relationship Robin and Crocodile already have in canon. I'm so facinated and curious about how the two feel about each other, considdering they did spend 4 whole years of their lives together as criminal business partners, though neither ever trusted the other. A partnership that was only ended because Robin betrayed Crocodile, out of her own trauma. (God, I want to see these two "reunite" so bad, I want to know how they feel about each other now after the timeskip and Robin joining the idiot in flipflops who foiled Croc's plans)
My question here is just that... if they had met 13 years earlier, would things have been different? Especially if Crocodad Real? Because as I mentioned in the begining, Robin would've been on the run for only 3 years by this point, as opposed to 16 years before running into Crocodile. Simultaneously, this would be before Crocodile went onto spend an entire decade all alone, slowly losing his marbles in his emotional solitude. They'd both be emotionally traumatized, yes, but would it have been as bad in this scenario? Like I did start this post kind of joking about Crocodile adopting Robin, and for clarity's sake I don't think they'd have like a father-daughter relationship nececarily. But it would be a strange relationship still, because we'd have two broken people, both struggling to trust anyone. One who had lost her mother and her only friends, leaving her all alone and afraid while running for her life. The other a father who had just given up his son whom he probably missed dearly. Both having these holes in their hearts from loss of family, holes that could not be filled with replacements. But could they find comfort in each other anyway, because they still as people occupy similar roles to their respective loved ones? If they both could just get over those trust issues?
Okay I've been going off on the Emotional Side Of Things for this AU Concept, THERE'S PLOT TOO
So if Crocodile did pick Robin up like 19 years ago, that should be before he set up base in Alabasta, long before he had built is homebase and financial empire etc.
Now the thing is, while we don't know when, where and how Crocodile learned about the Ancient Weapons, Pluton specifically and how the lead on it would be in Alabasta... Considdering Crocodile did once upon a time aim to become Pirate King, it would make perfect sense if he had learned about Poneglyphs during his past adventures, as he would have needed to get the Road Poneglyphs to find One Piece. And while the World Government did bury the truth about why Ohara had been burned down and why Robin had been given her bounty (remember, the WG claimed it was because she had sunken a fleet of battleships, which she had not, it was because she could read the Poneglyphs), considdering this is a Crocodad AU specifically, you could totally make an argument Crocodile could've learned about what actually happened to Ohara from Dragon and co. So, just to make this AU work, you could just assume Crocodile learned about the concept of the Ancient Weapons from Dragon. And who knows, maybe he overheard the truth about why Robin had been given her bounty from Dragon too (maybe Dragon was able to get intel from Garp in secret) or while going to Marijoa himself to attend a Shichibukai meeting or something IDK.
Maybe he learned about Pluton being in Alabasta before finding Robin by accident, and maybe they made a beeline for Alabasta the second Croc recruited Robin. Travelling takes time and the guy would've most likely had to find an Eternal Pose to Alabasta just to get there (also canonically Robin didn't enter the Grand Line until her 20s so they should've met in West Blue probably, since that's where Ohara was) Or maybe Crocodile had to haul Robin around for a few months while looking for That Missing Piece of Information that would lead him to Alabasta. (Imagine the two travelling from like island to island, library to library, Crocodile trying to find that leads while Robin's just so excited about ALL THESE BOOKS (she's helping too with the research) (but to her, research is playtime, so she's just having the time of her life) (Also, notice how Crocodile's Theoretical Child is a fucking loser ass nerd? Yeah Crocodile would encourage Robin reading and studying, surely. And that would be fucking cute))
But like, once they set sail to Alabasta...
Sure, Crocodile could try to do it The Slow Way that we know he tried in canon, building trust and creating his little empire etc. But also, in canon, Crocodile couldn't have jumped into action head first because without Robin, even if he had found the Poneglyph he couldn't have read it and found the location of Pluton. Crocodile choosing to do it the slow way may have been partially because he didn't have much of a choise and it could've felt like the smarter move long-term.
But in this scenario, he already has Robin. Yes, he could do it the slow, secure way.
But what'd be there stopping him from infiltrating Cobra's palace and kidnapping him (in the night, when nobody suspects a thing), demanding Cobra to spill the beans lest Crocodile kills him and/or his pregnant wife* (*Vivi was born 10 months after Luffy so depending on how long it's been between Crocodad leaving Luffy behind and this scenario... Yeah either the wife is there, still pregnant, or there's a newborn Baby Vivi)
Like it'd be a risky move but depending on how ballsy Croc's feeling and how confident he feels in being able to kidnap the king without being noticed... Yeah he could probably do it. And I'm sure he'd have no problem killing Cobra either, if anything it'd be required if he didn't want the Government to find out he was out to find Pluton, and god knows Cobra would tell on Crocodile if left alive. I could see Crocodad being maybe a little iffy about killing Baby Vivi though (it's not like the newborn baby could report him to the WG anyways), but if nothing else, he just needs to be able to pull off the bluff of his life to convince Cobra to do as he's told. And we all know Crocodile's good at convincing people.
The only question is, how would Robin take that?
Watching Crocodile go into Full Murder Mode, hearing him say he'd kill a pregnant woman/a newborn baby if he didn't get what he wanted? Like yeah, I'm sure 11 year old Robin would be fine with that, that wouldn't make any alarm bells go off in her head at all, it'd be fiiiine. IT WOULD NOT BE FINE, SHE'D BE SCARED SHITLESS. That fear of "what will he do with me when he gets what he wants"? Well, Robin may not have found the answer to that question in particular, but she certainly found the answer to the opposite question, and it's not good
So say Cobra, kidnapped (perhaps with Baby Vivi) by Crocodile in the night, guides the two to the Poneglyph under the tombs. Crocodile puts Cobra out of his misery because he's not needed anymore. And he asks Robin to read the Poneglyph for him.
Robin, who has spent the last little while, be it weeks or months with Crocodile, him having become her "guardian", the thing keeping her safe. Crocodile, who has now shown how cold blooded and cruel he can be. Robin, who might be scared out of her mind. Of him.
And the Poneglyph says Pluton, the thing Crocodile wants, isn't there. It's in Wano.
What's she going to do?
EDIT: I wrote a sequel post, enjoy
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#Crocodad#Nico Robin#THIS POST WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. WHY DID I WRITE THIS. WHAT DEMON POSSESSED ME#I'm sure someone's written this already right#Right#Surely this fanfic already exists#Please tell me it exists#I dunno what to tell you I am not immune to a Juicy AU#Anyway on a more wholesome side of things: Robin accidentally calling Crocodile ''dad'' and he just inhales and swallows his whole cigar#Nearly chockes to death. Gets burns on his throat.#Robin feeling less alienated because of her DF ability because Croc has seen weirder AND is made of sand himself#If anything if they're literally by themselves then Robin being able to literally lend a hand to Croc at any time could be extremely useful#Like. In regular life situations. 'Cause Croc only has one hand. And Robin as many as she wants. Perfect duo.#(Also if they were travelling on like a small ship then it'd probably be built for a Tall Motherfucker like Croc right)#(Robin's ability would just make the ship more accessible to her and Croc would find that independence good)#Robin still gets a codename because Croc can't have anyone realize who she is. Maybe she even wears like a mask or summin' in public#If Crocodile's openly trans and the news of him transitioning recently broke out. Like. No avoiding that convo eh#Baby Robin's like ''...I read in a book once that some reptiles can change sex but I didn't know crocodiles could do it too''#''💦.../Humans/ can't do that normally either''#''Hmmmm. Weird. I don't think being a girl would suit you though'' // ''...I'll take that as a compliment''#I just. I think they could have really cute interactions if they warmed up to each other after a little while#And I'm Extremely Normal about that
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hate it when lame dudes in movies use inhalers and then...don't by the end of the movie? like they've become not-lame and they have moved past the need for their inhaler. bro getting up the courage to kiss your girl best friend does not mean your asthma has been cured. wtf
#tbf. idrk if inhalers r used for things other than asthma. maybe some ppl do use them for anxiety. but still.......#my posts#anyway. just watched hitch 🥰✌
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@somerandomdudelmao you’ve inspired me too much
My fingers hurt now
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#storms art#tmnt#uhhh anyway im inhaling these issues as much as i can#which isnt a lot considering i have so much shit to focus on but yeah#👍👍 love the apocalypse series sm lmao
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Source - Nomifuki
(Artist's Fanbox Patreon Booth Comics for Sale)
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry pits#gay furry lion#artists twitter above#just add a bit of belly and youve got me babey!!!!#anyways im going get this man dancing and moving for an hour before i inhale those pits like a whale swallowing krill
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TRADITIONAL TOAD GARB PEACH LETS GOOOOOOOO
#smb#princess peach#no id#giddly’s art#inhales. Okay. listen#while i understand why they did it i have beef with the fact that the peach toad garb scene in the smb movie saw her in a tee shirt#listen to me. the toads do not have gender norms. i’m pretty sure they don’t have gender at all [?]#i have NO reason to believe that peach would be the ONLY one in the kingdom wearing a shirt. like why. WHY#however i do think that by the time she got old enough to travel outside the mushroom kingdom and was exposed to other cultures#her wardrobe would get more variety simply because she would become interested in other kinds of garments. like ok#but the toads have a completely different society altogether. they all dress Exactly the same#they’re like. smurfs. actually the parallels between the smurfs / smurfette & princess peach / her toads are so numerous it’s not even funn#ANYWAY what i’m trying to say is that they would raise her like one of their own. they wouldn’t treat her any differently#she [HOLD THAT THOT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TOADETTE EXISTS AND LOOKED HER UP. SHE WEARS A FUCKING SHIRT.#OKAY WHATTTTEVER. i refuse to believe the toad society of all fucking things cares about gender norms#whatever. it’s my hc and i can do whatever i want forever#source: my beautiful mind
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7x10 // How Mac Got Fat
↳ Charlie & Dennis + getting high together
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#charlie kelly#charden#dennis looks....... positively lovestruck#ada's gifs#ada speaks#the continuity errors between shots in these scenes is so funny to me but i only noticed bc ive spent two hours on this gifset#anyway. in my expert opinion#this is far from the first time den's come to charlie like this#i can see this happening frequently in high school especially considering their drug of choice here is inhalants#x2 when know how charlie's relationship with them was in hs#the fact that dennis leaves his room to 'be alone' and then goes to paddy's to get high with charlie#to me indicates he doesn't *want* to be alone with his thoughts like this#when he's already overthinking and self conscious#i think contrasting this scene w mac & dee barging into his room earlier is interesting#because while mac & dee reacted with immediate disgust and asked what the fuck happened to his face#charlie's just like why is your face shiny. then repeatedly makes it clear he doesnt care about anything beyond the basics#ok cool. chemical peel caused it. no i don't want to hear why you decided to get one.#and honestly i think dennis was counting on that reaction. charlie doesn't give a shit. he's down to hang out and he doesn't ask questions.#they both want an immediate out from the pressure they both feel and most definitely do Not want to talk about it <3#stuff it down with some.......... turpentine
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guys. guys. they saved each other and they fell in love slowly for two years and then imogen realized it and then the love of her life was murdered because of those feelings and she made herself into orpheus to get her back but always always giving laudna a choice and then she was too afraid to bring her feelings up with laudna because they got her killed and also she knew they were unreciprocated but the one time she came close is when laudna finally realized what it meant that imogen meant everything to her and then they were immediately flung to opposite sides of the globe and laudna was faced with an embodiment of what was trying to keep imogen from being safe and she murdered him and then they did find each other again and then for the first time ever imogen had enough peace in her own mind to take a risk and laudna said yes and then laudna was afraid imogen would think she was a bad person and not want her anymore and imogen said I’ve seen everything inside you for two years and I know who you are and I love you
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um please enjoy my humble scream fortress compilation
sorry my mic is really really bad 😭
#i wanted to try and make a gameplay video that isn't just jumpin so i recorded a lot while playing scream fortress#this is definitely not all the clips and idrk even if this is the cream of the crop but it was fun to make anyways c:#again sorry my mic is so bad#i tried to fix the audio the best i could ;v;#what sucks is that on discord it sounds fine and then when i record stuff ingame i come out super tinny and you can hear me inhale and stuf#its crimge#video#in game
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is it really true love if your husband does not hold your inhaler (/j) for you
(again read the tags thanks a bunchhh)
#ace attorney#simon blackquill#nahyuta sahdmadhi#blackmadhi#i wrote inhaler as a joke for obvious reason#it is a vape#commission from another facebook friend#in our country we call vape either inhaler or ventilator soooo that's it. that's the joke#this was made with no ill intention take it easy#dont like dont look idk#i was deciding if i should post this bc u know. for obvious reasons. but here u go#this was based on a tiktok clip i managed to save before it was deleted#anyways. have fun. thanks a lot. glad to be contributing absolutely nothing to the shipdom
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Inspired by @pistachi0art ‘s infection au :0!
What if mushrooms??
#we cool beans art show#doodles#hlvrai#hlvrai benrey#gordon hlvrai#creepy tag#body horror#hlvrai au#eye contact#infection au#mushroom infection#dont really have a story i was just inspired to draw the horrors#havent drawn horror art in a good bit so this was a good excuse too lol#i have another like. actual hlvrai horror au that i made like. half a year ago#but it involves a looot more body horror. so like. idk.#but anyways for this mushroom infection all i have is#mushroom spores that infect people who inhale too much of it#like pistacios au its a xen desease that causes violence and confusion but different#because Benrey is from xen the spores are already designed to take over his body and control him.#something that wiped out Benreys race#but because humans are not native to xen they only become spore carriers#the worst for humans is confusion. exaustion#and slow death#but the mushrooms cant control them like it can organizsmz from xen#so. thinking an ailen infected with spores shows up in Black Mesa. Benrey is wary of the creature seeing the spores#science team want a closer look dispite Benreys panic.#gordon had inhaled spores and was infected. another parallel to pistacios au#Gordon grows extra exausted only to start growing mushrooms. later getting Benrey infected#Benrey doesnt explain the horrors until its too late for him#Black mesa becomes hellish mushroom jungle and Benreys hunting the team for sport. all the while everyones dying anyways
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Ascension
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#miquella#elden ring dlc#elden ring spoilers#eclectic post#tarnished#....am I really going to tag every single relevant corpse in this image#I really shouldn't#....#[deep inhale]#needle knight leda#moore#dryleaf dane#redmane freyja#hornsent#messmer#romina saint of the bud#divine beast dancing lion#rellana twin moon knight#and various warriors and knights of various allegiances#whew#I still haven't actually beaten the final boss yet btw. but I'm close#and I spent two months on this DLC so I wanted to make something cool to commemorate my journey#I'm quite proud of it!#anyways that's all from me#have a good night everyone
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Updated photo of the Jellycat gang for 2024!
#ALSO I just managed to identify Chris by searching his serial number#I found a Reddit post from someone asking for identification help with the same little guy#turns out he’s a John Lewis christmas exclusive from 2015#which is why I couldn’t find him anywhere ig#ANYWAY here goes#*inhale*#jellycat waddletrot aardvark#jellycat smudge fox#jellycat smudge elephant#jellycat Jack#jellycat wilf Wolf#jellycat Jackson Husky#jellycat bashful bunny#jellycat cosy crew lobster#jellycat Sacha snow tiger#jellycat riverside ramblers badger#jellycat riverside ramblers mole#jellycat Fossily stegosaurus#jellycat poppet mouse#jellycat backpack dino#jellycat golden Dragon#jellycat Little pup#jellycat cordyroy crocodile#Oh hell no I’m not doing the names too#plushblr#collection#toycore#kidcore
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#thank you q. anyways#[deep inhale] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAA#apollo's tag#undescribed
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There's no light without you. I'll bleed for you.
#me when the lesbians are trying to kill and stab eachother: <3#tw: blood#the lyrics are by Alpha Wolf btw#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#house of the dragon#hotd#my edits#mine#do you guys even read these#should i email the hotd writers and tell them to make the rhaenicent happen or i'll put galaxy gas in their inhalers#im not joking btw#anyway bye#rhaenicentdaily#rhaenicentweek2024
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